What’s her name again?

I just subscribed to Overheard in New York and this is my favorite line so far:

Angry woman to friend: I have a contention with the way people pronounce my daughter’s name. I did not name my daughter ‘Lady Nasty!’ I named my baby girl ‘La Dynasty.’

And I thought I was expressive.

Got back from spending a few days with the family in the homeland. Good times eating, playing the Wii, and watching TV. It’s what Chantanapummas do best. Anyway, I’m catching up with my feeds and ran across this:

No, this is not a subliminal political message, just a really goofy picture. I’m Nina Chantanapumma and I endorse this blog post.

Friday nonsense.

To help you celebrate the end of the week, here are some web sites to kill time:

Netdisaster - Destroy web sites with a chainsaw, scribbling baby, or meteors, just to name a few. Make sure you pick the “mouse” option over the “auto” option to control the chaos.

FACEinHOLE - Many scenarios to stick a picture of your face (or someone else’s) for photochop fun.

And then here’s an oldie but goodie, The Grape Lady.

Happy Friday, kids. (Happy spring break to some of you!)

Japanese game show + marshmallows.

No, this has nothing to do with my upcoming East Asia trip, but this is just one of those ridiculous things you have to watch and share.

Oh, Paula!

My favorite American Idol quote ever, like EVER EVER, was uttered last night as Paula was wiping away tears after David Archuleta’s performance.

“I want to squish you, squeeze your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.”

I understand you completely, Paula.